passing time

I've been snowed in for three days now, and to pass time, I will show you how crazy my brain is getting! Luckily Bev's school was canceled today because there is too much snow on the roof, so we are going to go shopping later. But for now, here you go.. Putting my Elementary Education skills to work.

There is too much snow outside.

I can't shovel it all, I've tried.

For the past three days,

I've been in a haze,

And I'm pretty sure our grass has died.

I really just don't understand

The ice on the snow on the land.

There is way too much snow,

And on top there's ice, ya know,

It makes it very hard to stand.

When I try to walk I slip.

If I was old, I'd break a hip.

It won't come up with a shovel,

I'm in big trouble!

Our driveway has a really steep dip.

I hope you liked my story.

And about the snow, do not worry.

But I'm bored all day,

Since inside I must stay,

So excuse me, I'm going to watch Maury.

Just joking, I don't like that show.

It's really white trash, you know.

I really need to shower,

It's been 2 days and an hour,

Since I've cleaned from my head to my toe.

Sorry, that's really disgusting.

I promise, my tub is not rusting.

I shower each day,

In the normal clean way,

All the while, outside there's a dusting.

Yes, let's get back to the weather.

My poor shoes that are made out of leather,

They are covered with salt,

But it's not my fault!

Let's get rid of this ice together.